owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like
ernoticon: Time to play did that thing actually make me cry or was it pms
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
pi3rced-sirens: apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
westbor0baptistchurch: westbor0baptistchurch: how do you get rid of a sore throat?
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
plaidimpala: Will Graham is shopping for the perfect sweater at good will then he stumbles upon it, the perfect sweater it has a dog pattern “Yes” he whispers “This is my design”
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight: dirty-purple-suit: “The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
Lover in the Woods: My Gift to You →
fynri: So, as you know, I really love you guys. I don’t want this to be a hyped up thing, and I don’t want followers just because I’m generous. If you follow me now, this is my thank you. A super badass giveaway. Package one: Thunderbolts 1 & 2, Marvel Icons: Nightcrawler 1-4, Marvel Fanfare: Strange…