- Me: I love Hitler. Great leader. I mean, okay...like, he's awesome except for like...the genocide part.
- My best friend Lauren: You're cute.
A Soldier With A Syndrome
"The only person I'm trying to
impress is myself"
- Johnny Rotten
Email: EmilyWeeda@gmail.com
Hitler
- Amanda: why was no one else's mustaches like that?
- Me: because Hitler's cool
- Amanda: WHAT?!
- Emily: Damnit, my record just ended. I don't want to get up and change it.
- Brianna: Hipster problems.
Emily's talking to Iris on her Droid
- Emily: Are you going to murder me in my sleep?
- Iris: That was my original intention.
They need new people to work at hot topic.
- Hot topic girl: it's weird while I'm working here I notice more people have been buying records and I never see people buying cds.
- Me: it's because it's hard to find records any where else.
- Hot topic girl: yea but I mean unless youre 60 you don't have a record player so you just hang it on your wall or what?
- Me: I have a record player and I'm not 60
- Hot topic girl: *awkward silence*... well I like that you have one youre cool
Life Lessons from Emily at 3 in the morning
- Me: Boys and girls who have had feelings for each other at one time can never work as friends cause one will be like
- Person 1: Oh hey how's your new boo?
- Me: and then the other one will be like
- Person 2: Oh you know we've been good
- Person 1: FUCKK YOUUUUU!
- Me: Because person one is mad because they don't have the other and don't have anyone else either. Boys and girls being just friends never works and if you made it work you are one in a million.
- Brianna: Life Lessons from Emily
